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Welcome to ZuperChips.com, the home of the amazing ZuperChip. Our world renowned ZuperChip uses the patented torsion
twisted steel technology to provide over 900 wheel horsepower to any car. Just plug it into your flux capacitor and you're
ready to make your friends eat your dust! If it's good enough for Billy Mays and Vince the ShamWow guy, it's good enough for
you!
Send an email to zuperchips@zuperchips.com to find out how to order. Our ZuperChip is only $19.95 + shipping and
handling!
ACT RIGHT NOW, and $10 of your purchase will be donated to the Billy Mays Fucking Rocks organization. We are the exclusive
gateway to this charity. What that means to you is that if you don't buy a Zuperchip, it means you hate Billy Mays. If you
hate Billy Mays, it means you're fucking un-American. Get the hell out of our country, you commie bastard.
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